so looking back at the childrens cartoon captian planet I have realized my childish ways . I always said I wanted to have the power of fire because fire is totally badass. I used to look down on that kid with the power of heart and call him a complete pussy. But I now realize how wrong I was my friends. That kid had the best power of them all because with the power of heart came the power of the pimp. Think about it, that kid could get in the head of any chick and make them want his shit like fat kids want cake. Even that kids gay ass monkey is practically Spanish fly. So I tip my hat to you ‘heart boy’. Keep that pimp hand strong and for the love of god kid, grow a pair, hook up with that dirty Russian that has the power of wind, and start writing for the penthouse forum.