Alex:
Bro, I need your expertise. Do you think a Pakistani Plunch has the same power as a Punjabi Popper, or is the rusty trombone the greatest one known to man? Just a thought I am throwing out there. If anyone would know if would be you.
Me:
After hours of intense debate... I believe the "Alabama hot pocket" is a serious contender. The Rusty Trombone is a classic though and gets some serious points because of all the effort involved. I feel like the black guy from police academy should somehow be involved. He can add the proper sound effects to really SELL IT!
Alex:
Thank you for clarifying. You are wise beyond your years.