iBought iPhone

I finally gave in and bought a new 3G iPhone. G’s up and hoes down this phone much like it’s father the v1, is f’ing saweet. I got the black one because let’s face it, I am not a pussy. With that said though, I am a chump though. So I go to ATT, wait in line for fifteen minutes to even talk to an associate. As I am there, people are coming in to claim their “Gs”. I am just watching these people rush in, walk straight to the front of the long snaking line and demand their phone. Rich white obnoxious technophyls, i mean real self absorbed A-holes. So after watching those shenanegans for ten more minutes I finally talk to an associate. Gitty and excited like the first time I touched a boob, I told the geek behind the desk I wanted to buy an iPhone. Two to three weeks he says and I have to pay up front 299.99. I gladly paid and then realize I get nothing. Not a box, not a manual, not even a lame ass cardboard cut out of an iPhone. So I leave the store with less money in my bank account and no new technology in my hand. I felt like I had just bought a mail order Russian bride but when I meet her at the airport she never showed. So now its just a waiting game. 2 weeks and counting. So hey apple, how about you don’t f me on this one.